I can’t stop watching this. BEST. EVER.

clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!

It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.

And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!

The Artists: 

Kathleen Marcotte 

Dan Liuzzi

Claire Mojher

Ali Kurzeja

awesome.

When my friend changes her job on Facebook to “being a mommy”

myfriendsaremarried:

image

dream

dream

(Source: blog.brooksandfalotico.com, via amandaonwriting)

fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

well played, white house

(Source: franfinethesecond)

comedycentral:

cabinetofoddities asked you:This question is for Al Madrigal! So my boyfriend does some stand up and considers himself an innovative, out-of-the box comedian. Today he told me about a (very) out-of-the-box bit he wants to do and I casually mentioned I didn’t think it would work. The next thing I know, he’s having a drama queen meltdown, telling me I’m so unbelievably negative and critical and just overall the worst. Please explain how a passing comment could evince such a total overreaction?
Just tell him to quit acting like a baby & in the future not to run his half baked ideas by you and let you know after he works it out. That’s what my wife says to me.
colbertfan asked you:For Al: What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you behind the scenes at TDS?
Weirdest and Coolest - Colbert popped into my office, a former storage closet, for 20 minutes to chit chat.
girl4042 asked you:Al Madrical: If you were to train me for four weeks for a stand-up comedy competition or a major audition, and had 2 million dollars on the line, what would the training look like? What if I trained for eight weeks?
Did you ever see Rocky 4? It’d look like the opposite of that.
- - - 
That’s it for this installment of Ask a Professional Comedian. Many thanks to the great Al Madrigal for participating and to all of you who sent in questions!
Al Madrigal: Why Is the Rabbit Crying premieres tomorrow at 11/10c.

EEP AL MADRIGAL TALKED TO ME

comedycentral:

cabinetofoddities asked you:
This question is for Al Madrigal! So my boyfriend does some stand up and considers himself an innovative, out-of-the box comedian. Today he told me about a (very) out-of-the-box bit he wants to do and I casually mentioned I didn’t think it would work. The next thing I know, he’s having a drama queen meltdown, telling me I’m so unbelievably negative and critical and just overall the worst. Please explain how a passing comment could evince such a total overreaction?

Just tell him to quit acting like a baby & in the future not to run his half baked ideas by you and let you know after he works it out. That’s what my wife says to me.

colbertfan asked you:
For Al: What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you behind the scenes at TDS?

Weirdest and Coolest - Colbert popped into my office, a former storage closet, for 20 minutes to chit chat.

girl4042 asked you:
Al Madrical: If you were to train me for four weeks for a stand-up comedy competition or a major audition, and had 2 million dollars on the line, what would the training look like? What if I trained for eight weeks?

Did you ever see Rocky 4? It’d look like the opposite of that.

- - - 

That’s it for this installment of Ask a Professional Comedian. Many thanks to the great Al Madrigal for participating and to all of you who sent in questions!

Al Madrigal: Why Is the Rabbit Crying premieres tomorrow at 11/10c.

EEP AL MADRIGAL TALKED TO ME

fishingboatproceeds:

Happy 88th birthday to the Great American Novel.

fave.

fishingboatproceeds:

Happy 88th birthday to the Great American Novel.

fave.

bookshelfporn:

Reading Den
Yucatan House by Isay Weinfeld, São Paulo - Brazil

YES

bookshelfporn:

Reading Den

Yucatan House by Isay Weinfeld, São Paulo - Brazil

YES

(via nbcparksandrec)

newsweek:

Here is one of the letters a child wrote to President Obama asking him to take action on gun control.

newsweek:

Here is one of the letters a child wrote to President Obama asking him to take action on gun control.

(via npr)


Daniel Day-Lewis

that smile. love.

Daniel Day-Lewis

that smile. love.

(Source: preciously--me, via awelltraveledwoman)

fairytalesfor20somethings:

Peter Pan was determined to grow up and become a man. His first step: Stop hashtagging words aloud in conversation.

tips for the peter pan in your life

fairytalesfor20somethings:

Peter Pan was determined to grow up and become a man. His first step: Stop hashtagging words aloud in conversation.

tips for the peter pan in your life

"…Matthew proposes to Mary a second time when they’re standing in the snow. And they finally kiss and rejoice and this scene is more satisfying than most things in life. You could eat ice cream while having an orgasm on a private island populated by adorable kittens, looking up at white doves flying above you in the shape of a heart, and it would be just about as satisfying as that scene of Mary and Matthew kissing and professing their love for each other in the snow."

"…Matthew proposes to Mary a second time when they’re standing in the snow. And they finally kiss and rejoice and this scene is more satisfying than most things in life. You could eat ice cream while having an orgasm on a private island populated by adorable kittens, looking up at white doves flying above you in the shape of a heart, and it would be just about as satisfying as that scene of Mary and Matthew kissing and professing their love for each other in the snow."

(Source: 366sketchbook, via amandaonwriting)

benlowy:

New York City, NY | December 29, 2012 Depressed Alien wallflower. #photography #photojournalism #documentary #iphoneonly #mobilephotography #streetphotography #bw #blackandwhite #alien #costume #timessquare #nyc #newyork (at Times Square)

benlowy:

New York City, NY | December 29, 2012 Depressed Alien wallflower. #photography #photojournalism #documentary #iphoneonly #mobilephotography #streetphotography #bw #blackandwhite #alien #costume #timessquare #nyc #newyork (at Times Square)